Orks Boomdakka Snazzwagon

Orks Boomdakka Snazzwagon

A Boomdakka Snazzwagon is a type of orc attack vehicle. The roar of overloaded engines and the crackle of flames herald the arrival of the Boomdakka Snazzwagons. Snazzwagons are lightweight runabouts based on looted vehicle frames and clad in hastily welded junk armor.

Your drivers are in search of leather, knowing that a single well-placed artillery shell is likely to rip their ride to pieces. Of course, the enemy has to hit them first, and as the Snazzwagons slither and slide madly through the hail of fire, it quickly becomes clear that this is no easy task!

Snazzwagon drivers race to the front against each other, howling with delight as they pound on the gas pedals and eke more and more speed out of their bouncing, snarling companions. Meanwhile, her crew are hanging on for their lives, eyes wide with glee, as they prepare to unleash their vehicle's Weapons on the enemy.

There's a reason these vehicles are popular with speed-mad Burna Boyz, and that's the extensive supply of Burna Bottles crammed into every available nook and cranny of the Snazzwagon's ramshackle chassis.

Simple and brutally effective, these Weapons consist of a glass bottle - or occasionally a clay pot in the case of Snakebite Snazzwagons - into which volatile squig oil, stolen promethium, and anything else the greenskins can think of that intoxicates is poured and likely to ignite catch.

Bands of howling Burna Boyz cling to the Snazzwagons as they roar into battle, and as they dash through enemy lines, these maniacs light their Burna bottles and set them flying.

The resulting inferno is just as dangerous for the Snazzwagons as it is for their victims, but the sheer devastation such drive-by skorching can inflict on the enemy - both in terms of casualties and morale - is more than worth it a few exploding Snazzwagons. Even if it weren't, the crew is usually having way too much fun to bother with needy worries like being cremated in a firestorm.

Armament

Boomdakka Snazzwagons only have a single primary armament. However, the so-called Mek Speshul is nothing to sniff at. Essentially a giant Gatling gun operated by a grinning madman, this cannon unleashes a howling hail of red-hot projectiles in a constant stream.

Sawing storms of bullets precede the Snazzwagons into battle, shredding enemy infantry and chewing up their armored support vehicles to smoking scrap with the sheer weight of the fire.

Yet for all the carnage the Mek Speshul can unleash, this isn't the most feared weapon wielded by the Snazzwagon crew. That would be the pyromania of the Burna Boyz, who often serve as the Snazzwagon's main Crew.